he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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