What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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