lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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