you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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