this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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