It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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