Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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