Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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