i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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