In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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