I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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