I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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