is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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