You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
