i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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