We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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