The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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