quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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