My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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