I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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