Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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