I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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