why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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