why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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