So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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