I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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