This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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