I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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