Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
this is an emotional support booty call
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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