feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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