what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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