Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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