rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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