She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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