stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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