u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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