So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
