Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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