is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You need Xanax blowdarts
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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