belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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