before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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