Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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