I'm gonna have a badass scar
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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