butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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