Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Still dying that you shit outside
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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