I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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