He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm eating all of the evidence.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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