This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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