now i know why i became what i already was.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
