He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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