We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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