Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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