Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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