Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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